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                                 OEJ and Bro gettin hyphy
                                         OEJ and Skye Chillin
                                             Stoked Crowd
                                  Bastid Layin Waste to the 1's and 2's!

So friday night was a little outta control CH CH CH Ch....Me, jedi, brodye aka birdman nigel and skyler (birdmans lil bra) went out to our buddies (tyler) girlfriends cottage on the south shore. As soon as we walked in we realized it was a really nice place....no place for us. We decided it would be best to have a few drinks out in the deck room, but quickly moved into the living room with jedi requesting A mill and get like me. After extensive drinkin and socializing...and requests, one of which was "i kissed a girl", now u would think it would of been from a girl that wanted to get girl hyphy...gyphy, but nope it was a 240 pound drinking machine that destroys his opponents in rugby...Nigel. lol hahah, queer!. Oh before i forget, our friend nig put three cold shots into a cup and chugged it in 3 seconds....so hes not so much a queer just a little.! haha ch ch, anyhoo..... The cab came to get everyone and i wasnt quite ready to go, and with the devil on my shoulder (tyler) convincing me to stay, it seemed like a good idea. But I couldnt leave all the homies. After a hilarious txt from nigel..."whats with the two fat bitches?" i knew my time was expired there. Lucky enough for me the cab was still there, so I jumped in with birdman, co,nig and skyler, as soon as that happened we were off on an experience of a life time....or just a regular shit show friday, which ever u prefer. Not much from my point of view was remembered from the cab, probably some good conversation and a couple of F-bombs laid down, but that probably it. When we arrived at Babbas, ( the bar) we were stoked!!!!! Mr. skratch Bastid was dj'ing there so we all knew it was gonna be a chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorta night. It was an interesting walk for me into the bar becuase skyler insisted on bringing 4 extra brews to "sneak in" , with a little cramming and a lot of discomfort we managed to load them into my shorts lol hahaha. picture a penguin walking...that was me saaaan! anyhoo, with the bouncer not noticing we strolled in like slow motion uhhhhhhhhhh. Everyone walked up to the bar...some with the intent of "quad fisting" (a technique birdman and I perfected in previous shows of shit.) others. aka me and sky, with the intent of getting extra glasses without being so f_cking obvious! haha so anyhoo, all the guys went over to the dj booth to chill with the skratch while sky and I went to the mens washroom to dispose of our extra baggage! with four cups full and beer bottles in our hand we managed to f_ck the man lol hahahaha ( picture two guys walking into the washroom with beer bottles and empty glasses, and coming out with the same beer bottles and all the glasses full lol hahahaha epic) As soon as we all re-united at the booth a voice said.."aww good, my groupies are here lol" -skratch. With that said his epic skills on the tables and our epic skills on the dance floor / drinking capabilities, we kicked into over drive!!!! I cant really vouch for everyone else there but I had a ______ time (I cant even find a word to describe out ch it was!) with shirts being ripped off from the heat, girls falling flat on their ass's off the speakers, a lot of pointing and singing to ur friends beside u and a pile of drinks! I think the night was pretty amazing....!!!!! CH. but here is when it stars to go down hill for me. The heat and I are having a battle and its winning, because instead of giving my body well deserved h2O im giving it fuck my life aka booze. soooooooo ol chrissy starts the vicious downward sprial of being "sick" the best idea I could grasp onto was to call my mom to come get me lol hahahah, oh she lives on the north shore. not a 2 minutes drive to come get her over achiving son thats about to spend all his well spent money that night out of his mouth! anyhoo she picks me up and all is good, until i notice how fast the wind shield wipers are moving, with what i thought were words to ask to shut them off probably seemed like a baby with food in its mouth. but with moms extremely good body language reading skills she new it was time to pull over....I fall out of the truck and proceed to spend my money...again!!! bla bla bla. I wake up to no cell phone, obviously not feeling like caring, it didnt really bother me cause i figured it probably fell out of the truck when i "got" out to spend money. I went back to the crime scene to try and find the phone with hailey. she finds it. im stoked. she shows me its in pieces. im not stoked. thats pretty much how it went down for me. The other bandits are gonna have to fill u in on their night cause I obviously was not there!!! hahah

Saturday was a lot more slack. birdman and I went over to a friend of his pad, had a couple pops then went over to haileys place, where some drinking activities were taking place. We did some socializing and what nots then went to peaks quay. being as hailey works there we got in for free...well I got in free im not sure about anyone else ch ch ch ch! haha. things there where decent. hailey was mc hammered and birdman and I were not so much! a weird change of events. Things started to get boring ..... a lot of people that are way more stoked to see u then you are to see them where there so it was ...how to i say it....fucking annoying. ya thats it. so me hailey, birdman and ______ left. We hopped into birdman daddy's scrapper caddie and headed home! after dropping off _______ me and hailey went to her place and b-man-daddy went off into the sunset or home... After scarfing mac d's into us, it seemed right to feel sick and go to sleep. Once again the other bandits are gonna have to fill you in on their saturday night!!!

Sunday was epic for sure. me, co, nig and other friends went out on nigs brothers girlfriends boat. it was so sick, we went tubing and chilled on a sandbar for the whole day....well actually everyone except me and nig chilled on the sandbar cause we were too busy snorkelling and trying to find treasure or cool shells haha. After the tide started to come in we had to go back to land. After parking the boat in the harbour we went to the wharf to jump off of....LOL ok well cohen obviously has a problem with rope swings.....he doesnt know when to let go lol hahahah after two failed attempts i think he got the "swing" of it...to fuckin stop!!! haha, backflips, gainers, dives, and me and nig jumping off the dock into each others arms later we went to our buddy nicks house for some rest time and a bbq. everyone went to see step brothers then went our own way!

A lot of shit was left out for obvious reasons...either I wasent there, I was there but to drunk to remember, or....whatever other excuse I have...I cant think of. soooooooo until later, keep it CH CH UHH UHH!!!!!